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Welcome your guests with a dose of cheeky humor! This hilarious doormat boldly declares, "IT'S NOT A WHORE HOUSE, IT'S A WHORE HOME," making it the ultimate conversation starter for any doorstep. Perfect as a white elephant gift, gag gift, or adult novelty item, this mat is ideal for those who love to keep things lighthearted and fun. Crafted with durable materials and a non-slip backing, it's as functional as it is funny. Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for yourself, this doormat is sure to bring laughs and a touch of sass to any home!
Dimensions 30 × 18 in
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