Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Adult Gag Gift
Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Adult Gag Gift
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Offensive Crayons – Porn Pack 24-Color Adult Gag Gift Set 🎨🍆😂
Coloring just got a whole lot dirtier. The Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack is the hilarious, NSFW twist on classic crayons—featuring 24 outrageous porn-themed shades like Oral Orange, Bondage Rope Brown, Slutty Stepmom Scarlet, and I Think I’m Going To… Cream.
Perfect as a gag gift, bachelorette party favor, or paired with an adult coloring book, these crayons will have everyone cracking up while they color outside the lines.
Product Details:
- 24 Porn-Themed Crayon Colors
- Bold, hilarious names designed to shock and amuse
- Great for parties, gag gifts, and novelty fun
✔️ Hilarious Gag Gift – Perfect for bachelorettes, White Elephant, or cheeky friends.
✔️ Unique & Creative – A fun adult twist on childhood nostalgia.
✔️ Pairs with Adult Coloring Books – Make “coloring night” totally NSFW.
✔️ Guaranteed Laughs – The names alone are worth the price.
Give your next party (or coloring session) a naughty upgrade with the Offensive Crayons Porn Pack—because who said crayons were just for kids?
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