Sexy Santa Says
Sexy Santa Says
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The game for couples who wish to keep being naughty this year. The naughty card game for lovers looking for fun roleplay and foreplay. Sexy Santa will expect you to do things like "suck his north pole" while Ms. Claus might want a finger in her figgy pudding. There are 17 holiday themed cards for each of you along with toasts from Vixen and Rudolph kissing under the mistletoe and holiday-themed sex positions. Santa already knows you’ve been naughty so have fun! Includes: 53 Cards and Rules.
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